Penned Thoughts

Milind looked his name up on the Urban Dictionary and it turns out that it’s used to describe a “diligent brown driver”. Of course, I had to look up mine as well. You’ll never guess how it describes “Aayush”.

Legend has it that this guy is a human blessed with unearthly powers. The sexiest man on earth according to Indian mythology, he is the Indian counterpart of modern superheroes like Spiderman, Hulk and Batman.

Anybody who confesses to have come in contact with this unique character mentions him to have an extremely sharp intellect, which is why he is known to be the heart throb among the females.

His opulent lifestyle, his undiplomatic talk and his vitriolic wit has alienated him from mortal human beings, to a large extent however his entourage among humanity remains unchallenged.

Ravi: Dad, I want to grow up and be like Ramesh.

Dad: Well, who doesn’t. After all, he is the Aayush of his time.

I kid you not, that is the actual description of my name on the Urban Dictionary! If this had been Wikipedia, I would have dismissed it as the opinion of some random joe named Aayush somewhere, but if the Urban Dictionary says I am a “human blessed with unearthly powers”, all I can do is humbly bow my head and say, “now, now, you don’t have to be so dramatic about it!”

Update: And, just for kicks, do check out the descriptions for the people who unfortunately ended up with the shorter, wrongly spelt version of my name. Yes, I have way too much free time today.