theshalom: You can have your fancy iPhones. I’ll stick with my Motorola POS800. Sure, you have fancy “apps” and a “legible screen” and a “functioning phone” but can you match this feature set? Retractable antenna. By that, I mean the antenna broke off, resulting in a slimmer, more aerodynamic design. Read the article in its entirety by clicking on the link above (or below); it’s hilariously written.

theshalom:

You can have your fancy iPhones. I’ll stick with my Motorola POS800. Sure, you have fancy “apps” and a “legible screen” and a “functioning phone” but can you match this feature set?

  • Retractable antenna. By that, I mean the antenna broke off, resulting in a slimmer, more aerodynamic design.

Read the article in its entirety by clicking on the link above (or below); it’s hilariously written.

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