You can have your fancy iPhones. I’ll stick with my Motorola POS800. Sure, you have fancy “apps” and a “legible screen” and a “functioning phone” but can you match this feature set?
- Retractable antenna. By that, I mean the antenna broke off, resulting in a slimmer, more aerodynamic design.
Read the article in its entirety by clicking on the link above (or below); it’s hilariously written.

